I had a lovely chat with Comcast over the last couple days via online chat--because there was no getting through on the phone. The customer service person I talked to was very good at typing the stuff they are required to tell all customers--"Did I tell you about our Comcast Service Gaurantee?" etc. But when they couldn't figure out what to do for me they told me to call the phone line because whatever whatever.
Naturally, I just started a new online chat session and the next random person was able to help me out, in between spewing marketing nonsense from Comcast.
And I thought to myself--these people are employed. The person who is completely without any resourcefullness on the other end of the chat--the douchebag "manager" who decided that customer service reps should spew certain specific nonsense at least once a minute at me--all of them. Employed.
Who the fuck are the unemployed? I'm not talking about everyone, don't get me wrong. I'm talking about people who haven't been able to get a job at Taco Bell for at least six months. Are they able to tie their shoes in the morning? How do they feed themselves?